And Sail the Seas Piratical...

Ahem...
I've decided that there's not enough silliness going on in me world. I have been focused too much on parental illness and my ineptness in not knowing how to wiggle me nose and have everything be better. The great circle of circling crap that we call life has a tendency to roll 'round and bite you and doesn't really care if you are not really into it. Bah to that! So without further ado...

Ahoy!
Aye, I know you've all bin waitin'. Break out the eye patch and dust off yer hook.
Finally, it's International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

You think I'm foolin' and I just made this up? Har har!
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

And for me favoured pirates living in a German locale...
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howtogerman.html

Arr me hearties, lastly I present the means to yer Pirate Name (lads and lasses both can apply)
http://www.piratequiz.com/

& Fer those a you wit no time fer quizzes...there's a pirate name generator here:
http://www.privateerdragons.com/caseys_shiphold2.html

I hope all is well, your seas are calm, your grog plentiful and there be no sharks or scurvy among yahs.

I remain, as always,

The Piratess Mad Dog Do, Plunderess of Good Purse Sales, She who read too many adventure novels as a child, Terror of the Seas, arrr, I forget the rest...where be me coffee?